go to google. type your first name and 'looks like'.
mine, and i quote:
marla looks like a SHAVED bird!
it also says right after that marla looks like angelina jolie.
i'd kinda rather go with that one.
and a happy, happy birthday to mom m.!
we love you. the room is always brighter when you walk in. i love your enthusiasm and your warm spirit. i love that you like to shovel [wanna come help?]. i love all your crazy words and sayings, which include, but are not limited to:
geez manatty [possibly my favorite]
sicker than a brown-eyed buzzard
hotter than a georgia wolf
mad as fire
good night of mosie
naked as a j-bird
kyarn [looked this up in the urban dictionary for you northern folk: A southern derivative of the word carrion, meaning dead and/or decaying flesh. so one might say, 'gracious dow it smells like kyarn in here.']
if you were here i'd take you to visit the animal shelter, then to bed bath & beyond [for some kitchen gadgets, of course], then we could get a hot smoothie.